You still would. Don't even lie.

Well sure I would. Its a waste because they wouldn't, because natural human urges are a sin.

Like "they wouldn't" has ever stopped a Coastie in the past!

Is there anything that man cannot do?

Stars are split between Indy and the fact they felt the need to copyright such a shitty song.

Overpriced classical education alert!

That sound is purely un-labial. Make a loose circle out of your tongue and hard palate and just blow out. It should sound like you are encouraging a horse to go. Hyea!

Do any of you gentlemen perchance have a spare job?

If anybody really believed this bullshit you'd think they'd take the idea of damning somebody a little more seriously. Like I get that sometimes a motherfucker just HAS to be thrown into a lake of fire, but you don't have to like it. Or write a jaunty song about it.

They were killed for saying "go on up" which totally means "fucking die, prophet and by extension all-mighty god/jesus!" They then added "you bald head" or words to those effect, but that was just a misdemeanor tacked on to a capital charge.

P.S. Some people actually believe this.

Also I thought this was going to be a somewhat socially aware rant about CIA black ops. Thank god it's only YouTube drama.

At 0.35 just look up Serra Angel on Gatherer

that isn't the serra angel i jo'ed to in the back of my mom's minivan

whoa.. some weird implications with the whole angel thing there.