Screams for a proper edit with the terminator theme song:

"This 2012, he will take america back....to skynet"

Cain's smile*

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

Where was this shot, outside a Chipotle?

In the hopper, with 6 votes. FUCK

Fine, mister. I'll let Cain put the United back in United Airlines, or whatever. Just stop staring at me while you slowly smoke that cigarette.

PLEASE.

He shakes his head "No" too much to inspire confidence. Also smoking is icky to the electorate, don't they know that?

Eh, throw a big rock into a lake without saying a word and then maybe I'll vote for him.

They just showed an old mustached guy smoking a cigarette with the words "I am America" sung over it. Either the whole of marketing had a stroke, or this is fake.

merman

So does this mean we can start calling him "The Hermanator?"

Five for the song they use during this. Tea party synthpop.

Is the cigarette supposed to be some sort of "I'm a real American" sort of visual? Can't Cain just throw rocks in ponds like other eccentric political wannabes?

All it needed was the sparkle and "ding" sound effect.

It's like the only person they could get to say something positive about Cain on camera was someone *working in his campaign*.

I'm not sure what this says about me, but at the end, I thought, "I could never trust a person who smokes."

Hi, I'm someone you don't know, here to talk about someone else you don't know.

"I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company."

If now is the time for action, why are you outside hacking a butt?

Somebody needs to take the old TV ad for Head (the movie starring the Monkees) and turn that into a campagin ad!

CAIN 2012: u mad bro?

Take back America from the black man sitting in the White House and give it to another black man who wants to sit in the White House? Did I get that right?