One of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters.

Vidkun Quisling Jr

The guy who beat someone to death on the steps of a church, I think.

He raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

is there one that can cut through that much neck fat?

*sigh*

No.

Yes, but you have get the blade to drop over and over again to slice through the blubber.

I thought briefly that we could kidnap his children and hold them hostage, but then I realized that he doesn't have the minimum emotional capability to accept that as a threat.

He'd write a book about it

"But I'm speaking for an entire generation, not yet born, who will hate and loathe ALL OF YOU for trampling on their rights! THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN KIDNAPPED hurf durrrrr tears"

Beheading him with an olive fork would be more satisfying. Take a good fucking long time to do, but your anger would be out of you for the rest of your days.

Hear me out... SPACE GUILLOTINE. Give NASA a trillion dollars and employ twenty million people to build a guillotine that starts at the ISS (send a teacher into space again to pull the lever) and ends at Glenn Beck. On its way down it can power Africa.

God yes.

fap fap fap.

All stars for the Space Guillotine concept. Glorious.

Space Guillotine - it's the only way to be sure.

I'm pretty sure both the pot and the kettle here were white.

For you, sir.

For Jet.

Glad you've got your priorities straight. I mean, that's probably a daily thing for him anyway. Think of his audience.

But who's more evil, the amoral idiot, or the person faking to be an amoral idiot to gain fame and fortune?

Also the idiot could be turned through education, the faker will cannot as long as he makes money.

That would be a compelling (and comforting) theory, were it not for the fact that these guys have large fanbases that treasure every repulsive word from Rush or Glenn as if it were the red-letter word of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ himself.

So whether they are sincere or not, their viewpoints are not so wacky that there isn't a good chunk of right-wingers willing to subscribe to them. Personally, I think Beck is partly faking it, but Limbaugh is a bitter, evil old man that means every word.