welcome to the 21st century

Yeah, this seemed kinda joyless, for whatever reason.

It's a movie magic trick! The indelible greasiness of hipsters simulates the imperfect film quality of the 1970s on high end digital video. Since hipsters subsist on a diet of over the counter medication and Internet videos, this is a trifecta of cost effectiveness.

Also, this looks pretty weak compared to Italian Spider Man.