Would you have to put on your coast guard costume for this had the whale eaten the surfer, mark? Would you the lecture them all on waiting an hour after eating before swimming and the advantages of a solid sunblock routine?
We're not Baywatch. But if it became a legitimate SAR case, then yes I'd put on my UNIFORM and save her.
Yes some environmental laws are good. There is nothing good that comes out of hunting a creature to extinction.
The water is cold, but it was actually about 85 degrees that day. And you can see my house faintly in the background. If anyone is ever going to be accidentally devoured by a gentle sea mammal, choke to death on an acai smoothie, or wander dazed into the street and be crushed by bicycle traffic, it is in this little, weed-addled California town. Five for retarded, stony evil.
No, I'm saying that instead of teeth you have rows of stiff, hair like projections in your mouth that you use to filter prey animals from water and as such would be uninterested in devouring anything you cannot comfortably swallow whole and intact. How you relate to women as things that are not food is not determined by this anatomical feature.
If a woman happens to be in the way of dense cloud of krill I wouldn't mind devouring the woman as a kind of bonus snack. It's been known to happen. Whales grow to be exceptionally old and they remember everything. If this whale was attacked by a person a century ago she or he might have developed an taste for floaties.
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