Rape van gets so much traffic that it needs 2 stories

I knew this guy had some marriage counseling from his "ideas" as to how he was going to better the relationship, the repeated theme of holding an umbrella and a car door made me realize the guy's clueless and just repeating what someone was using as an example. Also one of the scariest things I've ever seen, so 5.

I don't open car doors. Open your own goddamn door. You're lucky I'm giving you a ride.

Jesus, so I guess he's talking about this girl:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Tran

Well, that was fucking creepy.

*****

died laughing at "I wanna touch a boob"

not sure why, love the creepy way he said it

I want to cut into her, to tear her flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where her flesh becomes my key. Just kidding.

From "50 INTIMATE ACTS WITH A GIRLFRIEND":

i cant wait to get intimate with a real life asian wonman.
- walter
giganticdrill 7 months ago

Wait wait wait, I'm confused. Do the "just kidding" ones count against the 50?

Also, at 4:51, did they both pee their pants laughing?