Kaaaaawwwaaaiii!!!!!

thats how it signals to the other robots that it has found you, you useless bag of mostly water

It should yell, "Bike rights! Three feet!," too.

Naw, but it won't die when you absentmindedly sideswipe it going ten over.

You mean people hit bicyclers by accident!? I need to change my defense from "manifest destiny" to "accident..."

Then all of our hipsters will be employed. That's a better future?

Eventually they'll end up with laster cannons added and then turn their attention to overthrowing ignoble mankind as rulers of the Earth.

for real.