I've had the misfortune of watching this in it's entirety. it's not crack, it's meth. and her dad drives her to work at the strip club.

God that music is awful. Gotta take a few stars away for the poor execution.

There's no way in hell her father didn't molest her in some way. He might as well tattoo "daddy fucked me" on her forehead.

Second verse, same as the first!

watch her eyebrows change.


jesus fuck what a train wreck.

5'd for being so close to home.

My aunt, the youngest of 4 girls, was/is a meth addict. She was doing drugs for what seemed like forever. She has been in and out of rehab several times and it has never worked on the long-term. Her apartment was always a mess, I was helping my mother and aunts more than enough. She fucked a different guy every night; not too sure if it was for the thrill of it, money or drugs. Probably all three.

She was eventually kicked out and moved in with my other aunt, the 3rd of the 4 girls. Meth-aunt did okay I guess. She was working a 40 work week. Then her father (my grandfather) took her in.

Now, my mother is the second oldest and was a shitty influence on the family, especially meth-aunt. My mother played mind games and the blame-game with everyone. Because my mother is a cunt. Anyway, my mother lived not too far from her father, the last person to take meth-aunt in. Meth-aunt soon lost her job and ran away from home. No one saw her for about 2 weeks. So father/grandfather fell ill and was in the hospital for a few weeks. Hell decides to break loose and meth-aunt breaks in the house with her off-again/on-again married boyfriend who she has been fucking/doing drugs with since high school. So meth-aunt torments my mother with calls about death threats, punches her garage door and sends out her fuckbuddies to flip my mother off. Meth-aunt does the same thing to her other 3 sisters. We are all afraid because we have no idea what she will do next.

Police get involved. Meth-aunt gets arrested. We all have restraining orders against her. She currently lives in a halfway house and failed rehab again. I can't care or love her; the drugs took her away.

TL;DR: Meth fucking sucks :(

Five for sadness.

I'm gonna drink and do drugs because that's what the government's doing.

I'm just here to say that her chubby sister is amazing, terrifically hot and I'd hit that fifteen ways to Sunday. I'd watch a special about her any day.

This would be a horrifying video, but the song is simply too funny.