Starts slow, but gets impressive around 1:15.

Five stars for helping me enjoy dubstep for 2 minutes. Under any other circumstances, I would not have tolerated any form of dubstep.

Five stars for the menacing flow being broken by two small children giving him money

1 star intro. 2 star weak ass buildup. 3 star boring ass same as the rest dubstep knockoff.

5,000,000 star dancing kid and I could have skipped the last half of the video, but that made me happy.

Stop waving your right arm around like a douche. Stop. St- No see, stop that. Stop it! STOP.

I actually came to enjoy his ridiculous handwaving.

Slow down 'boom chick boom chick' to about 60bpm and add 'wawawawawawaw' between the 'booms' and 'chicks' and you've got yourself a dubstep track.

I like for all the things we can accomplish as a species, and all the practice this guy likely put in, a lyre bird with the brain the size of walnut can do it better and learn it faster.

This is actually an instructional video on the most ridiculous handjob ever.