Okay.

haha aw you dick

for a long island dog, maybe

Ralph Bakshi?

Actually, the cut-off was to make sure you didn't see the dog surviving - he's indestructible as long as the quest is running. If you can stand the barking removing all stealth and the fact he keeps ramming his nose up your ass knocking your cursor he's awesome, because he'll gradually kill everything in his path while you sit back and watch if you don't ever finish the quest. Only problem is you're not gaining XP because he's doing all the work.

This is like a year late or something but yes a lot of side quests end with a dragon taking some dude out before you ever knew there was a quest you were supposed to do with that dude. You fail before you begin and it's not even your fault.

My god, you're right! You people have signed your own death warrants without realizing it!

I actually have a lot of fun with this game.

Haven't encountered a single bug here. It's great fun!

It's supposed to happen now and then. They programmed in random encounters. How is that a fucking bug?

Bethesda games has succeeded in creating a meta-game out of showing off nutty "game chaos".

i was going to type "ANGRY MEMEDUMPSTER IS ANGRY" but it seemed a little too meta

When you have a game this huge with this many variables there's inevitably going to be weird occurrences. The reason most games don't have this issue is they are heavily constrained in terms of environments and environmental factors. It's easy to get the bugs out of a fighting game with 2 characters on screen at once in tiny environments with little AI and physics.

If you play GTA long enough you're bound to find people walking through walls or accidentally killing themselves. Do you not remember Red Dead Redemption bug week?

And mostly the game is just really fun. If a game is so fun that the bugs don't matter I'm pretty sure your argument is invalid.

You're right, it is just a game, and if you guys have fun with it that's perfectly okay. Truth be told, I get a lot of entertainment out of reading the comments to my vitriol out loud in a nerd lisp, so it's a win win situation all around.

All I really want from a game is a sandbox world so large and complex that the endless chaos, slapstick, and emergent insanity will keep me entertained far longer than the shitty storyline would have, especially after piling on about 100 conflicting gameplay mods.

MUST PLAY.

I had a similar thing happen to me while talking to a wandering thief. She was standing on the edge of a cliff, when suddenly a dragon rose up from below it. She was yakking away, totally oblivious, and for a good three or four seconds I just stood there, staring at this dragon in silence. Then it ate her.

It really is the best game on the market right now.