I'd hit it. Do you have mom issues or something?

He probably realizes that Midwestern accents are usually attached to Midwestern people.

Also, you'd hit anything that moves... and some things that don't. Lack of discernment really shouldn't be a point of pride.

The Midwest doesn't have a uniform accent. People who live in Detroit don't have the same accent as people who live in rural Kansas who don't have the same accent as people who live in North Dakota who don't have the same accent as people who live in Chicago.

You don't say. Good thing we pluralilized "accent" then, isn't it?

*pluralized, even

There are plenty of documented cases on here of me declaring things and people unhitable.

I bow to my colleague's superior knowledge of these matters and ask the chair to acknowledge my admission of error.

No one who posts here ever has sex. Whether you'd "hit it" or not is irrelevant.

Pope Caius only hits those who have been belittled and abused to the point where they can only say "Yes," which curiously sounds the same in all accents.

;)

Fine, I'm 5ing some combination of the girl with the darker hair, Anax saying that midwesterners are shitty people, and a few of the self-deprecating jokes in the song.