man that shit looked corny as hell the day it came out. what a ballsy movie, though. the guy you gave top billing to was in the intro for like 2 minutes, then disappeared for the entire film to show up in cgi form at the very end. i bet babby cena marks went home and cried themselves to sleep.

No CGI dates well, that's why it sucks to use it in movies.

But yeah, to appease the Rock n' Rollers, he got his own movie, which was a million times worse with an even worse ending.

jurassic park still looks good. it helped that they used animatronics and other shit too, but the cgi still holds up.

You would think that CGI in movies would be something that studios would had no problem pulling well at this point. The problem was that there was no "school" left from the cgi of films like Jurassic Park. People that truly know the craft of CGI are not that many, thus why we still see some pretty atrocious CGI even in recent years, a film like I Am Legend being a prime example of this.

I... don't remember.

RECAP: Imhotep the Mummy is back, and he's mummier than ever! His evil plan this time is to resurrect the Scorpion King, whose name is not a metaphor as he is literally a scorpion, because why not! With a giant retarded-looking insect man on his side, nothing will stop the mummy from turning the moon into gold or whatever he was trying to do.

But there's one thing he didn't count on: a handsome white American with a spear! Guess what he does with it.

These movies succeeded wonderfully at recreating that old-school adventure movie flavor.

The original is actually pretty damn neat. Completely mindless, but in a charming 30's adventure serial way. The sequel is decent too until Cartoon The Rock shows up. Then it's just hilarious.

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