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That, and a paper bag, Larry.
I just found out that the "Center for Breath Treatment" actually exists. And what's that mummy doing attacking that lady on TV?
If you're like me, a reanimated corpse thousands-of-years-old, then bad breath can be a problem. Use BreathGemz, with authentic tanna leaves and never worry again about that back-from-the-grave smell.
"I take my breath gems and I'm like 'Okay, I can fuck her up.'"
The Center for Breath Treatment has one of the most powerful lobbies the political world has ever known. They. Will. Crush. You.
They are just puppets of the Garlic-and-Onions industry.
The Dentists in Black.
Garlic and Onions are like the aardvarks of the herb kingdom.
Fuck garlic and onions. Then use all new dick gems! Parsley oil is the secret. You'll smell brand new.
What kind of life does a person lead that leads to excitement about Breath Gems and how can I lead it as well?