If it had been submitted as an evil exhibit of un-funny, it'd be 5 star material.

I dunno, I think there's some solid characterization here. I truly believe these are the words and actions of a man who had the top of his head sawed off (with a saw), his brain fell out and now bugs are flying around it.

Now we know Demetri Martin stole his whole routine from Tom Greene.

He didn't really saw off the top of the eagle's head, he sawed off the beak, which is even more cruel, because it can't hunt and it will starve.

Yeah, I put serious analysis into Tom Green's drawings.

5 Stars of Tom Green's brand of retard evil.

I hated this clip, but in his day I loved Tom Green. I watched "Freddy Got Fingered" on repeat throughout my stoner phase, and loved every second of it.

THESE BIRDS LOOK LIKE EAGLES.

Eee-yikes. It turns out that I've been right about Tom Green all these years.