His desk in his office has a preserved fetus from his wife's miscarriage. It is indeed true.

Huh. I wonder how The Onion could possibly parody that.

Forget The Onion, this is pure Philip K. Dick!

It has a *picture* of his dead fetus; they gave the actual fetus a "proper" Christian burial.

It's one of the amazing contradictions of modern politics: there's an entire party that will fight tooth and nail for your right to live while you're a fetus. But once you're not, they begin fighting to deny you health care, lower pollution standards, and put arsenic in your drinking water. The Republican right to life basically stops the moment you're born.

They aren't really so much for the rights of the fetus as against the rights of the babymachine.

They don't want you screwing with the production of their future slave labor.

Hannity & Chris-Chan