This game was made for people like Ullilia.

EACH AND EVERY ITEM including health potions and minor stat increasing items can be leveled to level 1000 increasing their effectiveness. The game is a virtual fuck you to asspies. You do this by completing 100 dungeons "inside" the item.

There is not enough time in one persons life to level each and every item you come across.

it's really unbelievable, even minor pickup items have it. i quit playing disgaea the instant i realized there were 30 levels INSIDE OF MY PIZZA. i had to fight my way through the pizza dungeon to the pizza boss and by defeating him i would level up the pizza and make it stronger.

there's also an in-game congress where you can lobby the game to change its laws and rules. fuck you to aspies indeed.

I'd have sex with him. No homo.

Every single thing Uli has done in this game boils down to one question.

"Why?"

I can still remember a video he posted on Youtube of himself leveling some meaningless stat in Final Fantasy whatever and the first comment was "hey man you should check out Disgaea the numbers go really high." It was like the scene in an old afterschool special where the cool kid offers the shy kid his first joint.

Uli is basically into two things: rpgs, the more grinding you can do the better, and platafformers. In the second case, the more you can jump the better for him.

I'm curious about seeing him playing something like Demon's Souls. No matter how much you grind in that game, killing just small enemies, if you don't know how to properly play the game you won't last long, regardless of lv, items, weapons and what not.

That's less OCD and more hoping the random number generator gives you a lucky break so you can kill whatever boss in one turn.