This show and Chowder helped me through some very dark times.

You big baby.

Shut up it was scary!

"The story of the terrifying cat and how it ate you in your sleep."

but seriously how the fuck does it chew like that? or does it just attach itself on like a hagfish or lamprey with suction? and then the dermal abrasion begins?

Fuck me that is exactly what I thought. The illustration for that story where the spiders burst from the girl's face scared me so bad I eventually tore that page out. This is reminiscent of that guy.

fedex, to answer your question, it has many rows of teeth, with each tooth able to be flexed in its socket. To eat, it uses the first row to shred, and then pull in food to the row behind it, and so on, in a continuous loop. By the time the food has finally reached its throat, it has been pureed and can be easily swallowed.

thank you, dead cat! that was informative and awesome