Just in case you were wondering, this isn't a bad joke. It's real.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57325422-1/olly-can-make-t weets-smell-sweet/

Looks like Eproctophilias got a brand new bag.

This is all great but when can I get something that will kick me in the crotch when my wife emails me?

What a dumb piece of shit.

The Smellophone, like the flying car, has been around since the early 20th century. Every 5-10 years someone "invents" them, gets a few news stories, a few investors, then disappears from history leaving behind piles of debt, vomit, or crashed flying car wreckage.

At least a Glade plug-in hooked up to an Arduino board has less potential for disaster/nausea than its predecessors.