Pass the fava beans, please.

Okay this makes sense now. Once Dahmer accepted Jesus Christ as his personal lord and savior, suddenly all of the people he melted in vats of acid weren't really gone, but frolicking among the clouds with god: a fate that was now promised to him given his salvation: as long as he didnt eat any more people.

Morality!

Better still, once Jeff got to heaven, he could have seconds.