glasseye - 2012-01-21
22 seconds.
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fulakarp - 2012-01-21
18 seconds
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Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-21
3:57.
Haven't been laid in a while, though.
Finally decided to continue my sabbatical at 3:55, but couldn't get the cursor over the pause button until 3:57.
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Billy the Poet - 2012-01-21
"At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working."
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poorwill - 2012-01-22
44 seconds of gazing into the abyss.
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StanleyPain - 2012-01-22
I can normally leave anything like this running so long as I'm doing something in the background, but nope...made it to about 1:30 before having to shut it down.
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Hooker - 2012-01-22
I went to check the YouTube page, which was surprisingly bland. Then I checked out some of (the first few seconds of) the rest of her videos. WOW.
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SDAusmus - 2012-01-22 Even worse, she apparently has ANOTHER YouTube channel, which is just as banal and soul-crushing as this one.
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jangbones - 2012-01-22
about one minute
one unpleasant minute
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Riskbreaker - 2012-01-22
Start with your neck lady.
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pineapplejuicer - 2012-01-22
Commas, bitch! Use them!
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takewithfood - 2012-01-22
1 minute.
Try to imagine sitting across a table from this on your third date.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-01-22
0:57 when depression hit me that she probably has nothing else in her life.
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pastorofmuppets - 2012-01-22
I posted one a couple years ago... this one is way more bubbly. That channel partner money's going up her nose.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=67151
Add a juicystar07 tag to link them.
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Macho Nacho - 2012-01-22
I heard of this girl. She's some popular "makeup guru" on Youtube.
Anyway her boyfriend is something else.
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pastorofmuppets - 2012-01-22 I'd say she looks better than most without it, and wears way too much. Let's argue about it.
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Macho Nacho - 2012-01-22 I'm with pastorofmuppets. She does look good without makeup and she has a tendency to wear too much makeup, but most Youtube Make Gurus do that.
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mashedtater - 2012-01-22
is she doing this from the american horror story set? jesus christ that room. it looks like a room from sims 2 mixed with silent hill.
44 sec
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SixDigitDebt - 2012-01-22
Sweet merciful crap, I made it through the whole fucking thing.
But I felt heavy. On one side. My head lolled to the right as her endless bleating went on. I had stopped counting the amount of times she used the word 'like' at 43 and I realized this wasn't half complete.
I felt as if my brain was oozing out on my shoulder, and alarmed, I felt wetness on my sleeve. I checked my ear for bits of rapidly decomposing grey matter in sudden horror, thinking that this was the reality of the situation. With relief that was mixed into a blend of shame and revulsion, I had found that the fluid was mostly drool that hung from my mouth as my IQ was sucked out with the salty bitterness of a single tear, shed for this time I shall never have back.
Every video I five star after this will only ever be a pale comparison to the evil I have just witnessed here on this cold and dark January night.
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Menudo con queso - 2012-01-22
I got through it all, but I think my soul died a couple hours ago.
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Pope Caius - 2012-01-22
1:13. Would have stopped sooner due to the shrillness of her voice, but I was completely mesmerized by the lamps in the background. They are symmetrical to each other. Fucking symmetrical.
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Paracelsus - 2012-01-22
Three seconds.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-01-22
36 seconds
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-01-22
She entertained the idea of shaving off all her hair and getting wigs. "But then people might think I'm crazy.... and I probably am."
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Old_Zircon - 2012-01-22
1:16
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TheQuakeSoldier - 2012-01-22
0:34 and then my wife yelled "Turn that bitch off!". I laughed for a minute... then hit play. At 0:42, "TURN IT OFF!!"
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-22
Christ. I pity the schmuck that has to pretend to listen to her to her face.
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chumbucket - 2012-01-22
5:17 the "like"s became unbearable
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Robin Kestrel - 2012-01-22
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
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memedumpster - 2012-01-22
I can literally feel her voice in my eyes. 1:19, though I might be interested in revisiting it again if there's ever a video of her calling a horse race.
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White Trash Party - 2012-01-23
TAKE A DAMN BREATH GOD.
Terrible haircut too. It looks like whoever did it got halfway through and said fuck it.
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That guy - 2012-01-23
I made it all the way! Name the personality disorder!!
If you can beat the one second that is 1:50-1:51, you can beat pancreatic cancer.
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Squeamish - 2012-01-23
51 seconds of inattentive, uninterested agony.
Although if I was sitting across from this woman in a restaurant, I'd only have made it thirty seconds before excusing myself to go to the bathroom and vanishing into the night.
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Simillion - 2012-01-24
0:27
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TheSupafly - 2012-01-26
This is a good 20% of all youtube videos, but I guess it was time for a specimen to be put on display here at the museum of disappointment in humanity.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-01-21
This whole thing baffles me. Her enthusiasm baffles me. Your annoyance baffles me. The seven thousand views baffle me.
The haircut's okay. Four stars for the haircut.
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The Mothership - 2016-01-21
Ugh. Who cares.
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