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glasseye - 2012-01-21

22 seconds.


fulakarp - 2012-01-21

18 seconds


Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-21

3:57.

Haven't been laid in a while, though.

Finally decided to continue my sabbatical at 3:55, but couldn't get the cursor over the pause button until 3:57.


Billy the Poet - 2012-01-21

"At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working."


Oktay - 2012-01-22

BRAIN AND BRAIN!!! WHAT IS BRAIN??


fedex - 2012-01-22

for OKay


SDAusmus - 2012-01-22

Ditto.


poorwill - 2012-01-22

44 seconds of gazing into the abyss.


StanleyPain - 2012-01-22

I can normally leave anything like this running so long as I'm doing something in the background, but nope...made it to about 1:30 before having to shut it down.


Hooker - 2012-01-22

I went to check the YouTube page, which was surprisingly bland. Then I checked out some of (the first few seconds of) the rest of her videos. WOW.


SDAusmus - 2012-01-22

Even worse, she apparently has ANOTHER YouTube channel, which is just as banal and soul-crushing as this one.


jangbones - 2012-01-22

about one minute

one unpleasant minute


Riskbreaker - 2012-01-22

Start with your neck lady.


pineapplejuicer - 2012-01-22

Commas, bitch! Use them!


takewithfood - 2012-01-22

1 minute.

Try to imagine sitting across a table from this on your third date.


CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-01-22

0:57 when depression hit me that she probably has nothing else in her life.


pastorofmuppets - 2012-01-22

I posted one a couple years ago... this one is way more bubbly. That channel partner money's going up her nose.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=67151

Add a juicystar07 tag to link them.


pastorofmuppets - 2012-01-22

meant to add "if you want"


Macho Nacho - 2012-01-22

I heard of this girl. She's some popular "makeup guru" on Youtube.
Anyway her boyfriend is something else.


hammsangwich - 2012-01-22

He's gay. And she looks busted without makeup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1nWZhJJJw&feature=relmfu


pastorofmuppets - 2012-01-22

I'd say she looks better than most without it, and wears way too much. Let's argue about it.


Macho Nacho - 2012-01-22

I'm with pastorofmuppets. She does look good without makeup and she has a tendency to wear too much makeup, but most Youtube Make Gurus do that.


Big Muddy - 2012-01-23

TMI


mashedtater - 2012-01-22

is she doing this from the american horror story set? jesus christ that room. it looks like a room from sims 2 mixed with silent hill.

44 sec


SixDigitDebt - 2012-01-22

Sweet merciful crap, I made it through the whole fucking thing.

But I felt heavy. On one side. My head lolled to the right as her endless bleating went on. I had stopped counting the amount of times she used the word 'like' at 43 and I realized this wasn't half complete.

I felt as if my brain was oozing out on my shoulder, and alarmed, I felt wetness on my sleeve. I checked my ear for bits of rapidly decomposing grey matter in sudden horror, thinking that this was the reality of the situation. With relief that was mixed into a blend of shame and revulsion, I had found that the fluid was mostly drool that hung from my mouth as my IQ was sucked out with the salty bitterness of a single tear, shed for this time I shall never have back.

Every video I five star after this will only ever be a pale comparison to the evil I have just witnessed here on this cold and dark January night.


Menudo con queso - 2012-01-22

I got through it all, but I think my soul died a couple hours ago.


Pope Caius - 2012-01-22

1:13. Would have stopped sooner due to the shrillness of her voice, but I was completely mesmerized by the lamps in the background. They are symmetrical to each other. Fucking symmetrical.


Paracelsus - 2012-01-22

Three seconds.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-01-22

36 seconds


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-01-22

She entertained the idea of shaving off all her hair and getting wigs. "But then people might think I'm crazy.... and I probably am."


Old_Zircon - 2012-01-22

1:16


TheQuakeSoldier - 2012-01-22

0:34 and then my wife yelled "Turn that bitch off!". I laughed for a minute... then hit play. At 0:42, "TURN IT OFF!!"


Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-22

Christ. I pity the schmuck that has to pretend to listen to her to her face.


chumbucket - 2012-01-22

5:17 the "like"s became unbearable


Robin Kestrel - 2012-01-22

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP


memedumpster - 2012-01-22

I can literally feel her voice in my eyes. 1:19, though I might be interested in revisiting it again if there's ever a video of her calling a horse race.


White Trash Party - 2012-01-23

TAKE A DAMN BREATH GOD.

Terrible haircut too. It looks like whoever did it got halfway through and said fuck it.


That guy - 2012-01-23

I made it all the way! Name the personality disorder!!

If you can beat the one second that is 1:50-1:51, you can beat pancreatic cancer.


Squeamish - 2012-01-23

51 seconds of inattentive, uninterested agony.

Although if I was sitting across from this woman in a restaurant, I'd only have made it thirty seconds before excusing myself to go to the bathroom and vanishing into the night.


Simillion - 2012-01-24

0:27


TheSupafly - 2012-01-26

This is a good 20% of all youtube videos, but I guess it was time for a specimen to be put on display here at the museum of disappointment in humanity.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-01-21

This whole thing baffles me. Her enthusiasm baffles me. Your annoyance baffles me. The seven thousand views baffle me.

The haircut's okay. Four stars for the haircut.


The Mothership - 2016-01-21

Ugh. Who cares.


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