MC SpandX & Hannah's Field got nothing on these guys: this is the most Portlandy thing that has ever happened ever in the history of ever.

Strip all the literary and historical reference from a Decemberists song, and this is what you get.

Not quite as funny as the original.

I don't see mutton chops, people cutting ice blocks (although you can buy them at the store) and no more than the usual amount of suspenders. I haven't seen bone-shaker bicycles (although I'm sure it's just a matter of time) and no one walking around dressed like they're from the 1800s but other than that yes everything they say really does happen in Portland if you know where to look.

Also, why on Earth does a good shave at the barber cost to ?!

5 for the "Dandy Hobo"

Funnily enough I have seen people (i suppose you could call them the dread h-word) whose self-sustaining artisinal lifestyles involve dressing like extras from There Will Be Blood.

Still != home brewing

This show is totally about how people in LA view Portland. Having lived in both places, it's really just pathetic.