If only Jobs had peed on his islets of Langerhans.

I thought the title said Old Man Murray and now I'm sad.

I burst out laughing about 30 seconds in and didn't stop till the end.

Whatever you do, don't use 11-day-old urine.

So, he decided not to treat his cancer and instead put pee on his head before he had any confidence that it would work?

No, people do notice. You just can't smell things anymore.

Of all the fucking pseudoscience remedies to buy into, urine therapy? At least with crystal healing you get to play with pretty crystals. With accupuncture you get a nice tingly feeling or whatever. This guy is giving himself aged urine rubdowns.

The Old Man and the Pee.

2:11: "Might as well put a drop of urine on my cancer!"

Somebody confirm that I actually heard that, because I'm convinced I'm just on some amazing drugs.