The now-dead one is http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=53775

That's cool I guess but I can't figure out why any of this is happening. Or what is happening.

The Doctor is a bit more kung fu happy than I remember him.

You get five stars. Five fucking stars. Five fantastic stars, and a whole universe more when you find me a Doctor Who anime involving Amy Pond and some space tentacles.

TWO SIMULTANEOUS INCARNATIONS OF THE MASTER VIOLATES THE BLINOVITCH

Five stars for the guy completely fucking following through on this insane thing.

I cannot think of a more awkward mash-up than robot anime and Doctor Who. The scantly-clad Japanese jailbait alone makes it impossible to take remotely seriously. I really like all the robot scenes though.

The part of me that just wants him to embrace the bombastic anime excess of it all is at odds with the part of me that knows the Doctor Who cast and story and dialogue and setting would undermine it every step of the way.

ANIME DETECTED

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

01:27-01:34

Paul Johnson is one of those people who absolutely despises the modern Doctor Who show while worshiping the original series like it's the word of God.

Which is weird because I don't recall any gun-toting prostitutes in either version.

Bonus scene after the credits pushes it over the top.