That is one rockin' mullet.

Next is...

his miley cyrus frankenstein paper college has the stomach in the wrong place

jesus this kid is incredible, it's like he's channeling Mel Blanc or something

I dunno. I try to leave awkward teenagers alone when they're trying new things out on the Internet. Kid's gonna get enough grief from his friends.

We now know a good place to start looking if Miley Cyrus ever goes missing.

SHEPARD SUCKER'S STASH.

AM YO-SIMI-NEE SAAAM!!!

Picky eater.

Aww, someone has a crush.