Pick Up Lines:
"Hi there. I couldn't help noticing you like Zima."

Compliments:
"Those pleated slacks really compliment your figure."

Politics:
"It's about time there's a strong woman like Madeline Albright in the White House."

Music:
"I find a real personal connection with the lyrics of Blind Melon."

Film:
"I find that Glenn Close's character in Fatal Attraction was very misunderstood."

"How to point to schlong"

I remember driving the Quadracycle to the Kinetoscope parlor, all higgledy-piggledy as my skirts blew up in the wind to reveal my ankles. It was such a scandal that Dorothy Dix took time to shame me in the Picayune.

So is Steven Newmark the leading expert on love, Rebecca Cydnor the leading expert on sex and Luann Cole the leading expert on dating?

Also: "How to magnetize the people you desire"

I wonder if Chris Chan knows about this. It's only a little outdated, maybe that means he can afford it.

If that dude and those two ladies are the leading experts of love, sex, and dating in the 90s, then why have I never fingerblasted any of them????

We haven't yet lived through any actual threat to our notions of international superiority! Let's have a Pepsi Clear to celebrate!