Not another santorum video...oh, wait.

Oh yeah that forced abortion law. Must be mentioned in one of the many picture books propped behind him.

Well, if we can't kill babies, who CAN we kill?

find/replace -> liberal/conservative
find/replace -> babies/arabs

Well, there's my political discourse for the day!

I submitted a documentary on communist Romania's anti-abortion policies and it's disastrous results. I love when conservative American values overlap with Communist moral values.

Warning: contains very disturbing images.

http://youtu.be/kH3V2C9NMjE

Only Republican babies, and only because burlap sacks and rivers are conveniently common in America.

It's always the frumpy white guys.

Nobody told me you get to actually watch them die. How do you do that? Do I need to get on a waiting list or something?

Someone e-mail me and let me know:

ihatebabies420@juno.com

These are for you guys.

His pasty face is all chapped like that from suctioning the sides of the aquarium with his fishy lips.

I had to resort to an ad hominem attack there, because let's face it- the dude is right. We're only in this for the baby killing, if we're being honest with ourselves. That's the big draw, that and better schools.

What terrible production values. I can't decide which is more poorly done, the opening graphics or the bulk of the video.

Wait, he's saying I can kill babies MYSELF?! If I'd have known that THAT was an option...