It is the alpha and the omega.

Well OBVIOUSLY.

Yes, OBVIOUSLY. There are cooks, waiters, and busboys all over this fine nation just waiting for the chance to stick their cocks in there. If they get the chance, they'll do it. If they're caught, the Golden Corral people will prefer to deal with it in-house. Believe it, friends.

The first thing I thought when I saw this commercial on TV is how disgusting this thing is going to be once it's been around Golden Corral's teenage staff and white trash customers for a day.

I'm with you.

I thought the same exact thing when I watched this commercial for the first time "how the hell do you keep this thing clean??". Unless you have a guard of some sort nearby, and even then I doubt they could prevent multiple dipping and possible phallic entry into the wonderfall.

p.s.

The subpar porn music used makes this commercial grosser than it would have without it.

Hygiene was the second thing I thought of. The first was amazement that they had chemically formulated fake chocolate cheap enough.

Have you ever been to a casino buffet? The one near me is legit.

My first thought was how the hell do they keep the chocolate from getting all gunked up with bits of whatever is being dipped in it all day long?

We can do it. We have the technology.

I can't wait to sample all of the airborne dander, dust, bugs and viruses this thing is bound to collect.

I actually noticed that they had to change the commercial. As you can see, they mention the macaroons and such you can dip in it.

I specifically remember the earlier version of the commercial had someone saying "You can dip anything you want in it".

Aside from the very obvious dick jokes, my mind goes to the typical Golden Corral customer, dipping a pork chop in there.

Or anything really strongly flavored, or in a lot of liquid. Some prankster and his friends might have spent days coming in for lunch and dinner and dipping clams and pickled jalapenos into it, and now the chocolate fountain makes everything dipped in it taste like shit.

First youtube comment:

"So I went to a golden corral today, and I tried this out. Right as I dipped my marshmallow into it, some little kid reached over the little metal railing and just stuck his whole hand into it..."

There outta be a blog.

Kids reaching in, licking their fingers, and reaching in again was my first thought. Gross.

This is turning into a cultural moment. Where were you when you first heard about the wonderfall? What disgusting thing did you picture first?

If you type Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall in Google it suggests adding "Gross" "Unsanitary" "Sanitary" "Germs" and of course "Price".

Nevar Forget Chocholate/Wonderfall

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OK I'm done

The Hershey's Valdez

I and here I am, having already given away my stars. That picture series made my day.

STARS, even if the picture is from Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill.

You know what? Let's kill the magic:

"When the bird is seen in a chocolate fountain, this was a fake bird (a real bird was only used for the first part of the scene when Poopsie approaches the fountain, which was a prop). "

Damn you to hell, Travolta!