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It's like it's doing a racist parody of humans. "Humans are like this: AAAA AAAA AAAUU AAAUU AAA."
Stars for you
Is this Umbrella Cockatoo week on PoeTV? Brings back memories. My mother had one of these. Your eardrums losing is right. This is a happy cockatoo... you don't want to see an angry one.
I was two giant cockatoos and I'll train them to be my Attack Cockatoos. Can you imagine how fucking scary that would be?
Yes... I think you could take over small cities with the aid of giant cockatoos.
You gave up being two giant city-destroying cockatoos to go be some guy on the internet? MY GOD WHY
Oh yeah lady? ::CHOMP:: STICK YOUR FINGER AT ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU. He has those googly eyes you can buy at craft stores.
This is the kind of bird I have. Its like arguing with Bill Oreilly because no matter how much sense you make, it will always be louder
Turns his back and just waddles away in silence, like a boss.
Cockatoos are great, but anyone who wants one better be patient and a bit hard of hearing.
...and also prepared to will the bird to a good home after they pass away, because cockatoos can easily outlive their humans.
Oh my what an angry young bird.
Fuck birds.
Terrible, terrible animals. This one seems okay, though.