He is, in fact, the King of the Internet.

Lots of eye-poking out potential.

To answer your tag question, I remember in, I think it was the "zombie killer knife" presentation, he addresses the camera operator as "Mom."

Is it harder for fat people to pronounce words? I know fat people whose pronounciation is fine, but there seems to be a distinct type of slurring words that's unique to fat people.

Behold! The floppy duct tape staff of slashination!

It's actually pretty effective, since you'll be laughing too hard too dodge MACHETE DRAGON's eventually lethal blows.

this is the scariest thing i've ever seen!

Stand back or I'll shoot this plastic dragon with my crossbow!

I could hardly make out any of what he was saying, but I heard the words "Cold Steel" just fine.

I could make a better one but theres no way I'm taking my plastic dragons out of their boxes and ruining their mint rating.

I can just imagine his mom thinking "Oh well, at least it gets him out in the open air. And it's kind of like exercise, right?"

I am starting to really like this kid. He's committed.

thanks to this i no longer feel nerdy or fat any more.

FATSWORDSMAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

Homestar Runner is a lot scarier in real life...

needs to have a 4chan tag.

At least he thanks "psychic pebbles." Credit where credit's due.

It's 2021 and there ain't no Cold Steel tag yet.....