For those that can't stomach the horrible ad, at least watch parent-of-the-year's face around 1:40 and 4:10. Guy is the worst ventriloquist I've ever seen.
What the fuck. Has he figured out that he can whisper answers to his son without the microphone picking it up? We can still see your lips move, Barry.
Also, the kid clearly isn't saying the same thing as his dad says when he says "he wants to be in the war and help the country". I wonder what dad wanted him to say.
The little boy knows how to read, he's reading prepared answers on cue cards. Unfortunately Dad must think they cut away from him when the boy speaks, but they don't, and we get to see his dumb ass READING THE CUE CARDS as well.
Dad has no idea why his inner demons won't leave him alone, and why people like Cavuto are cooperating with them. My money's on "boy's remains fed to wild animals from two-dozen coffee cans" if dad doesn't win.