If you won't even consider dating a woman that's significantly more attractive than you because you feel entitled to someone hotter, you're an asshole that deserves to die alone.
The thing with older virgin guys and is that not only do they lack understanding of the basic social cues for getting a girlfriend, but they don't seem to understand why someone would want a girlfriend in the first place (cue autism). Instead of companionship they become very adamant about getting sex, and even though one nighters aren't that hard to set up with someone trashy or drunk enough, they still insist that this penis attachment must be a full time girlfriend, since that's what girlfriends are for and you don't have to pay 0 for an hour with one.
This describes most manbabies, baffled that they're not issued complementary bikini models at puberty and expected to fraternize with the normals.
They're easy to spot. You know you've found one when you see a single 27-year-old mashing out a full paragraph on tumblr about how Megan Fox's right thumb is a "dealbreaker."
There's something inadvertently brilliant about the "solemnly addressing the camera as you hold it unsteadily" VictimCam style, it gives the audience the same POV as a bound and gagged prisoner struggling to maintain consciousness. All it's missing is some muffled whimpering. Go back and watch it again, you can't un-see it.
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