Ole!

Perhaps you need to get a tesla coil or a jacob's ladder, Jacob's Ladders are easy enough to make.

Man if there was a machine that regularly and instantaneously incinerated wood in brilliant arcs of blue electric vapor fire it would be a HELL of a lot cooler than a dang fool Jacob's Ladder. I have just seen the light and it makes dull-as-dishwater vanilla electricity look like a total chump's game!

These humble wires turn a wet stick into the awe-inspiring burning jaws of realms cosmic, cast brilliantly and violently open in DEFIANCE of GOD'S INFINITESIMAL HAND

First I was like :) then I was like :O then I was like :D

"Jacob's Ladders are easy enough to make."

The second time.

They are easy to make, I'm going with I'm a retard because I'm not sure what you're referring to with "the second time."

I made one for Hallowe'en. It lights shit on fire quite well, I should find a fresh stick.

I was making an electrocution joke.

You should record videos of your jacobs ladder setting things on fire.

If I ever get a video camera, or find someone who does, I will.

My speculation is better: steam escaping the branch.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

I don't want to be electrocuted!

That said, we should really be able to add our own tags to other people's submissions.

oh yeah, because there's absolutely no room for abuse there