They should have named this album "Fuck you, you idiots will buy anything." I seriously think this was put together out of contempt for their own fans.

Metallica Machine Music.

Fucking tables, how do they work!

I'd love to see Metalocalypse spoof this.

And the crowd went mild!

I used to think that these were the coolest guys around. Then the black album came out and I hit puberty.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY GET THEM SOME HARD DRUGS

I want to know what Torben Ulrich thought of this piece of shit.

Lacks SHREDS tag.

"Get Stoned" Metal.

James Hetfield should never sing, ever.
But this has Lou Reed, so it can't be given less than a 5.

Metallica is Spinal Tap.

Whether they realize this or not, I'm not sure.