But at least he tried the second time around. That's all that matters.

But it's a "good" racism the second time around. It's a racism that says- white men were guilty of horrible crimes against the Natives, yet in the end, progressive civilization won out.

As long as you load your presentation with guilt and noble-savagery, teachers will eat it up, racism or no.

Pan flutes make it not racist.

Yeah, but he boned all three of the chicks and an NBC exec, at least according to the bigger failure that is Screech.

The one where he played an army stud who marries a Saudi Arabian princess and she gives up her fortune (FOR LOVE) was pretty atrocious.

If I remember correctly there was also one where he was a rapist. That brings back fond memories of Captain Obvious...

There was one where he went to college with Candace Cameron and raped her. I think it was a Lifetime movie, but that'd be a memorable episode of Full House, for sure.

If that happened her brother Kirk would force her to marry Gosselar as is stated in the Holy Scriptures.

I was thinking of that TNT series where he plays a wacky, flamboyant lawyer alongside Breckin Meyer - dire stuff.

Then there was that other TNT series where he played an idealistic public defender whose facial expressions, when confronted with injustice, resembled less a crusader seething at the unfairness of the system than a ten-year old about to throw a fuss because his mom told him he couldn't do something.

Shit like this that reminds me why I have all this white guilt. Jesus.