fedex  - 2012-04-02
god this looks hideous
5 stars for evil
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fedex - 2012-04-02 and call me slow but I just realized this is basically "Paul" with a teddy bear instead of an Alien.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-04-02 He's pretty limited. Brian is just his own voice slightly deeper.
Besides, do you really think this would be any better with decent voice talent? It would probably poison anyone who touched it. No matter what they did in the past or went on to do in the future, they'd always be the person who did the voice for that fucking bear.
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Screwtape - 2012-04-02 He does a decent Paul Lynde
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Cena_mark - 2012-04-02 Obviously better voice talent couldn't save this. Bill Murray couldn't salvage Garfield. I'm just getting at Seth's lack of creativity and effort. Essentially this is Peter Griffin as a bear. This is bearly good enough to pass as a Family Guy cutaway gag.
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Cena_mark - 2012-04-02 Hey Brain, remember that time I pretended to Mark Wahlburg's teddy bear?
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fedex - 2012-04-03 Garfield made 0,804,534 worldwide
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RocketBlender - 2012-04-03 Hahahaha! Bearly good enough! I love you Cena Mark.
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subduralhematoma - 2012-04-02
i had to look it up on IMDB before i believed this wasn't a fake april fool's trailer. seth macfarlane is evil incarnate.
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fedex - 2012-04-02 and youve got an AWESOME name
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themilkshark - 2012-04-02
This irritates me. Ugh, this is going to be a huge hit. Fuck. There's gonna be toys, and controversy over whether it's kid appropriate, and it will air on comedy central with all the profanities dubbed over ALL DAY.
FUCK YOU McFARLANE. YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT THESE THINGS.
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BHWW - 2012-04-02
In a better world, Family Guy would have stayed cancelled back in 2000 and rightfully joined a bunch of other awful prime-time sitcoms in television's graveyard and been forgotten over time, slipping beneath the waters of well-deserved obscurity.
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PegLegPete - 2012-04-02
This is pure, utter, shit. I thought mcfarlane was a little bit above this. Then again I can't really stand Family Guy anymore, or the man's perpetual announcer voice.
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jangbones - 2012-04-02
if you ever want to hate yourself, just think about how much money macfarlane has
plus he has the ability to make whatever project he wants
life is terrible
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Sudan no1 - 2012-04-02
" I thought mcfarlane was a little bit above this"
Hahaha...... Nope
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Triggerbaby - 2012-04-02
I read this as Todd Macfarlane rather than Seth Macfarlane. That said, the expected of quality would be roughly the same in either case.
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fedex - 2012-04-02 ***** phantom fairy stars for your shitty grammar which made me lol
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deadpan - 2012-04-02
And as a final insult the branding of the TED conference is ruined forever.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-04-02
Still looks better than "That's My Boy".
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jangbones - 2012-04-02 Seth MacFarlane and Adam Sandler, together at last! In a new film directed by Uwe Boll!
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Cherry Pop Culture - 2012-04-02
Everything Seth Macfarlane touches means it's crappy
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TeenerTot - 2012-04-02
Supernatural did it right in two minutes.
Also, I like to think there's a multiverse where Seth MacFarlane didn't get famous, and is simply "the funniest guy in the office."
It must be nice in that multiverse.
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Meerkat - 2012-04-02 He would not be the funniest guy in any office if that office were staffed by two or more guys.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-04-02 There's also an alternate universe where Seth McFarlane is a gritty, crime-solving detective/priest.
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RocketBlender - 2012-04-02
Who keeps giving him money?!
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-04-02
If it keeps away from the writers for "American Dad", and he just shows up to do voices, it's okay by me. I won't pay to see it, but I'll be quietly watching "American Dad" with the other quiet kids in our quiet and lonely bedrooms.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-04-02 This past week's episode was weak sauce.
It makes me nervous. "American Dad" is the only thing he's done that I actually like.
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Xenocide - 2012-04-02 American Dad has always been hit or miss. But the fact that there are hits at all makes it light years better than anything else Seth has ever been involved with.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-04-03 Thank God I'm not the only one who enjoys "American Dad". You guys have lifted an enormous weight off of my shoulders.
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Spaceman Africa - 2012-04-02
no
no no no no
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Chalkdust - 2012-04-02
on top of everything else, this movie also stars Mark Wahlberg doing an impression of Mark Wahlberg
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Riskbreaker - 2012-04-02
You never go full Seth Macfarlane
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Hank Friendly - 2012-04-02
well I think this looks pretty good
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StanleyPain - 2012-04-02
Didn't they already try this with "Greg The Bunny" and it was terrible?
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candyheadrobot - 2012-04-03 both that, and this, bear a striking resemblance to Unhappily Ever After's Mr. Floppy. I'd love to curse McFarland, but I gleefully supported him in the original run of Family Guy. I made alot of poor decisions in my youth...
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Gmork - 2012-04-03 I got the Mr. Floppy vibe from this too.
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StanleyPain - 2012-04-03 This makes Family Guy look like carefully nuanced humor.
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dead_cat - 2012-04-04 It's sound is completely fucked, too.
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Xenocide - 2012-04-02
At long last, Seth Mcfarlane is working in a medium where he can use the word "fuck." Thank god this man is finally being allowed to reach his full potential.
Bonus points for the bear having almost the exact same voice as Peter Griffin. Seth's not even trying anymore.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-04-02
A lot of people are saying this is going to be like Wilfred but I don't think Seth is smart enough to copy something that actually works.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-04-02
Even the Jack and Jill trailer was more amusing than this.
Oh yes, I went there.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-04-02
So, the "plot" is that Marky Mark has a talking anthropomorphic bear and some girlfriend doesn't like it. And uhh, the rest is long-winded poorly conceived "jokes". Did I miss anything?
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-04-02 Nope, you got it.
I bet this movie will have at least three "like the time I..." moments, otherwise it will not stand out as a Seth McFarlane production.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-04-03 What they didn't show in the trailer is he makes a magical wish as a child for his teddy bear to come to life, which he then does, only for this to be the result.
It looks about as realistic as any cartoon he could have written. It's thoroughly unfunny, and cost
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-04-03 more money than all of us have combined. And Seth MacFarlane also got an award for being a humanitarian.
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Robin Kestrel - 2012-04-03
Seth McFarlane is a GENIUS. A goddamn GENIUS.
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The God of Biscuits - 2012-04-09
Fuck this, but at least Seth McFarlane convinced FOX to make a new COSMOS series with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
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FABIO - 2012-08-11
This made back 6 times its budget =O
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2012-08-12 I saw it and it wasn't bad. It was basically an R-rated date movie.
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Kabbage - 2013-04-02 My dad, a fairly average 55 year-old man, utterly loved this movie.
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Spaceman Africa - 2013-04-02
69% on Rotten Tomatos is way too high for this
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