William Topaz McGonagall  - 2012-04-22
What a charming coincidence. I once wrote a poem about the lass in this video.
It is entitled "The Snack Tray Disaster."
Beautiful ham and crackers on a silv'ry tray
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety thousand calories have been taken away
On the last sabbath day of 2009
Which shall be remembered for a very long time.
‘Twas about seven o’clock at night,
And the eatbeast waddled into the party with all her might,
And the sweat came pouring down,
And the folds of fat on her face seemed to frown,
And that Demon of eclair seem’d to say-
“I’ll eat all the food on this tray.”
As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o’er the town,
Good Heavens! the food on the tray is gone,
And all the dip as well,
Which fill’d all the party guests with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the snacks were saved except the kale
Oh! Ill-fated food on the silv'ry tray
I now must conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay
That your snacks would not have given way
At least many sensible men do say
Had they been green vegetables like celeries and spinaches
At least many sensible men confesses
For the healthier we our snack trays make
The less chance they have of being devoured by buck-toothed buttermonsters.
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