Oh my god, I couldn't get past a minute. The guy seriously looks like the girl from the Airplane movies. Imagine a wig and a stewardess' outfit on him.
This is the worst possible thing. I hate everything about it. I want to put my dick on it just to make it shut up even though I know that may be the last time I want to see my penis.
This has to has to has to has to has to has to be a troll and death upon those who disagree.