The friendly aspect of a handshake is diminished somewhat when one person is wearing rubber gloves.

"my mother would be sick to her stomach... but mostly because of the dui I just got"

5 for the fact that "City Punch" sounds like an 8-bit game that I really need to play.

The ending is perfect.

Kyogen said: `Zen is like a man hanging in a tree by his teeth over a precipice. His hands grasp no branch, his feet rest on no limb, and under the three another person asks him: `Why does Bodhidharma come to China from India?'

`If the man in tree does not answer, he fails; and if he does answer, he falls and loses his life. Now what shall he do?'

Perfectly normal driver if you ask me.

Seems like a fun guy to be around.