I was hoping the celebrities and the chainsaw would be more intimately involved.

This was really, really funny to me.

Fishing is like yoga, except I get to kill something.

Twitter is becoming its own joke.

I remember when there were only a few idiot celebrities with blogs that we could mock. Melanie Griffith for one. Now all of them spew forth their most shallow, vapid concerns for the entire world to take part in.

I've always been against Twitter for their word limit, which I think is an insulting and Orwellian device designed to make people dumber.