A haunting rendition of Take Me Out To The Ballgame rolls in, slowly, backwards, on the organ, as the mascot's eyes bleed and collapse, all before the windup.

The fact that she's wearing cleats is the funniest thing for me.

WARNING: Watching this means you'll only have 7 days to live.

For a moment I wasn't sure who would win the scanner battle between her and the mascot. Is it official now that little girl is creepier than anthropomorphic costume animal?

She's probably better pitching out of the stretch.

Exactly how i missed this is beyond me, so derp for me and my dupe.

The umpire is in a fursuit.

She also got up on the stage for the hero interview after the game. The two players who were picked didn't quite know what to make of her.

There's a new 3d horror movie out with her in it, that's why the big promotion. I'm seeing her pop up everywhere lately.

Video is private =(