The Hogan Family

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Comment count is 25

TheSupafly

- 2012-05-03

I have no idea why I remember this opening so well, I swear I have never heard of this show before. I must have watched a ton of shit when I was 5.

chumbucket

- 2012-05-03

I'm kind of the same in that I had no recollection that I actually watched this show until I saw this intro just now. What I love now is how "sit com" this intro is. Gorgeous art.

heyitslozeau

- 2012-05-03

I thought I was in the same boat too, but I think the song just sounds like every other sitcom song from this era.

Grandmaster Funk

- 2012-05-03

I was trying desperately to convince myself that's what was happening, but then I saw Mrs. Poole.

Goddamn Mrs. Poole.

joelkazoo

- 2012-05-03

It's Valerie Harper, idiot!

The Townleybomb

- 2012-05-03

Her?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-05-03

Oh like there's any real difference.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-05-03

I'm leaving Valerie Bertinelli's name up just as a sign of how all TV moms in the 80s blend together.

joelkazoo - 2012-05-04

That's true, but Berninelli wasn't the mom, she was the daughter. Bonnie Franklin was the mom. And it's spelled Bertinelli.

...on second thought, yeah. Just leave it.

The Townleybomb - 2012-05-06

HOW COULD YOU SUBMORONS FAIL TO PICK UP MY ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT REFERENCE?!?!?!

memedumpster

- 2012-05-03

I absolutely do not remember this show at all.
*click*
"Life is such a sweet insanity..."
I remember everything.

Black Napkins - 2012-05-03

Your comment alone makes this five-star worthy and convinces me not to click on it.

memedumpster - 2012-05-03

It's worse than that, I went from having no memory of it at all to immediately remembering the episode where the kids took Sandy Duncan's aerobics tape out of the VCR to watch porn and forgot to put it back, so for a dozen seconds or so Sandy is shows doing stretches to a porno soundtrack with moans.

Rudy

- 2012-05-03

Every goddamn word.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2012-05-03

We need that episode.

memedumpster - 2012-05-03

Dammit, Scrotum H Vainglorious, you tricked me into entering the most embarrassing set of search terms I have ever typed.

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2012-05-04

Stars for everyone.

Old_Zircon - 2012-05-04

It was easy enough to figure out which episode it was, at any rate:

Season 3, episode 20 (episode 52), 21/Mar/88 "48 Hours"

snothouse

- 2012-05-03

Every time I mention this show, I get blank stares.

Squeamish

- 2012-05-03

"The Hogan Family (originally titled Valerie, and later, Valerie's Family) is an American television situation comedy that aired from March 1, 1986 to July 20, 1991."

Five years.

Five years of this show and no one remembers it.

Just... wow.

Xenocide

- 2012-05-03

I think this show was so terrifyingly generic that its plots and characters have merged with those of other, better sitcoms in our memories.

Sorry, Hogan Family. Maybe if you'd had an Urkelbot people would remember you.

BHWW

- 2012-05-03

I do remember it but it was as you said oh so generic, the intro might as well have been 30-seconds of white screen with the words FAMILY SITCOM in black block letters, set to banal elevator instrumental muzak

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-05-03

Sandy Duncan should have replaced her glass eye with a Borg laser implant. That would have rocked my kid world.

HarrietTubmanPI

- 2012-05-03

Song was sung by Roberta Flack.

Binro the Heretic

- 2012-05-03

I remember Jason Bateman became addicted to gambling and Sandy Duncan had to write a check to cover his losses when the bookie sent a leg-breaker to the house to collect on the debt.

That's the only episode I can recall.

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