Could you imagine the alternate dimension where THIS was the defining moment of the sexual revolution and 40 years of hardcore table juggling pornography had become the "American Method"?
From what I understand, if such an alternate universe exists, then it follows that there must be an infinite number of them. Uncountably infinite in fact. Someone correct me.
On wikipedia it says that the Baranton Sisters at private parties would do that shit with a chaise lounge; and once they both did a thing with an armoire.