damnit, i wish i could give you my stars*****

And thank god for 'im, because otherwise, cross river gorillas are kind of boring.

But are you gonna be our alpha male sugah?

Dude having a sit was the alpha male. That guy was just a spaz.

I think that's just the gorilla equivalent of interrupting a "live from the street" local news report.

why did that sound like Super Mario World Bubbles popping?

Gorillas can exert hundreds of pounds of pressure From each arm.
When they hit stuff, you'll know it. Its like a beaver slapping its tail on the water.
I think this is a combination of the noise from the chest-pounding, and it being in such close proximity to the camera mic.

That gorilla used to perform with Hot Butter back in the 70's.