I've never watched this show, but I am mentally a child, so here are five easy stars.

The fact that the singer sounds like he's on the verge of cracking up himself half the time makes this so much better for me.

I guess "Impregnated by Bryan Singer Betty" didn't sound as good.

I really like the Betty is fat storyline so far.

Also, they have ice cream themes all season!

Yeah, by 60s standards, sure.

Nothing wrong with her thyroid!