Ok so I admit I was getting a little worried that it was going to be like the otaku "burlesque" show but i lost it when the tassels got stuck on her bra

WOULD

This is the kind of news that would be chucked across a smokey mercenary's desk in a manila envelope to draw his ire up enough to pull him in for one last job.

calls of cancer are just another form of cancer, but no shit this is really hard to countenance

The only way to make internet memes and burlesque worse would be to combine them, so...well played.

hey at least she's attractive unlike the disgusting chocolate rain one with the fat chick and the loud reactions.

please, don't let that one out of the hopper.

The dual light saber staff thing was a good warning intro.

Needs Diet Pepsi and Mentos up her hoo-hah.

Maybe I'm thinking of a different genre.

Is she an American Apparel model?

Did we try hair up glasses off?

I thought burlesque was supposed to be somewhat titillating and nice to look at.

We need Nyan Cat burlesque.

I'm sorry but those are not tassel-worthy boobs. And I've seen some other clips from this "show" and it's more weird, creepy, and disturbing than anything remotely sexy or erotic. It's worse than the Star Wars burlesque, easy.

My dumpster has been robbed! Nooooooooooooo!