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Now i know what a sardine in a can feels like!

Now i know what a tiny female japanese contortionist in one of those plexiglass boxes with her ass in her own face feels like!

Now i know what those clowns that are all jammed in one car, you know like in the ringling bros circus? That's exactly how I feel right now!

Now I know what Maru feels like.

Air ducts aren't a secret escape hatch...they're how we ventilate the facility.

Now I know what a person stuck inside a dark air vent feels like...wait.

This is kind of funny, because one of my friends was a European terrorist who was killed by a TV dinner.

It shot him.

Now I know what it's like to pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue