VOTE MITT isn't a very powerful message for Fox viewers. It needs to be a picture of Obama's face with HE'S BLACK or something like that.

Right, and that's why you didn't see any Mitt Romney in the commercial. Because Romney is a crap candidate and there's no way you can when this election by showcasing such a crappy candidate. Don't get me wrong, I like his moderate views and I know his campaign Romney wouldn't be nearly as awful as President Romney, but that campaign Romney is such a doofus who couldn't say the right things if all his wealth and privilege were on the line. So you attack the opponent instead, which really worked out great for our good ol' turd John Kerry in aught-four.

Another thing, I love their three examples of food prices: Ground Beef, Bacon, and Bread. OH GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR THE BACONATOR SANDWICH ONLY AT WENDY'S????

One more thing, speaking of Kerry, John Edwards found not guilty? HAW HAW Okay whatever you say! Ahhh, Politics.

don't worry. i guarantee you that as we get closer, Hannity, Cavuto, and other Fox talkers are going to outright tell their audiences to vote for Mitt on air.

Pointing out that cheap food will get more expensive for cheap people is a great way to cause cheap panic.

A vote mitt sounds like something you'd catch Obama's votes in on the way to the cartridge.

if(votecast == obama)
{
VoteMitt();
}

Fox's shills are out in force on the comments.

Fox and News Corp have the most paid shill commenters on the internet by a wide margin

In fact, I read an article recently that posited that News Corp may have created the entire industry

I agreed with "some dude" who mentioned the eagle with the "Ain't that some shit!" expression at 0:53. otherwise, reading those comments was an exercise in infuriation

Not to worry, some planes will crash somewhere, you know how this shit works.

There I go again, making a plethora of typos. Fuck me...

"Elephantscum" isn't a typo, it's a hyperword.

Elephant's cum.

I honest to God could not figure out what that meant other than "elephant's cum."

Deliberately, because inflation is literally worse than everything ever.

something something violet beauregard

He barely got over, but that hat still needs to be eaten.

Busted!