BHWW - 2012-06-09
My favorite bit of sleaze from HG Lewis wasn't any of his "horror" movies but the "ripped from the headlines"-esque tacky exploitation fest "Suburban Roulette" from 1968 or 9, which was all about that swinging and wife-swapping business people had maybe heard about, complete with a sleazy lounge music opening titular song that's equally skin-crawlingly lecherous and laughable
What's our favorite evening game?
"Night baseball?" You're all wet!
"Let's Swap Partners" is the name
Suburban Roulette!
Where's my wife? Has anyone seen her?
Is she ring-a-dingin' with that swingin' set?
The other guy's wife is always greener
Suburban Roulette!
I love you madly, baby
So come on and hold me tight
But don't feel bad now, baby,
If I love your sister tomorrow night
Let's livin' up this dead room
There's life in this swinger yet
It's fun and games now in the bedroom
Suburban Roulette!
There's a new lady in my life
Wouldn't trade her for a bet
"That's no lady! That my wife!"
Suburban Roulette!
Your husband's just a grouch, dear
My wife's a hopeless square
There they are on the couch, dear
And they're just sitting there!
Let me borrow your comb, love
It's nearly 6pm, my pet
Your husband will soon be home, love
Suburban Roulette!
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