Whenever I see a ZX Spectrum game I can't help but suspect that it's a hoax.

If Richard Ayoade as Dean Learner reviewed a ZedX Spectrum game it would sound just like this.

The drug dealers looking like "chinamen" was a timely reminder to the children of Nottinghamshire of the drug horrors the Chinese forced upon the innocent nation of England.

This reviewer sounds like a British man melting like a novelty candle

The key to drug prevention education is to visualize the army of drug dealers indiscriminately swarming you with free drugs.

I think I'm going to make a computer game where the instruction warn you about all the free drugs but when you play the game you have to work really hard not to automatically win because nobody is giving this shit away for free to strangers.