So, first you painstakingly craft tiny, fake food which is completely inedible. Then you leave said inedible, simulacra-food out for a while, and shrivels up and you throw it away, just like you would have anyway.

Five for an abject lesson in the futility of existence, I guess.

it just dries up

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It just get smaller and smaller until it blinks out of existence.

This is the strangest hobby.